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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Source: David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons 
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....


#10... A below par performance is considered damn good. 
#9... You  can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of  beers. 
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.  
#7... Foursomes are encouraged. 
#6... You can  still make money doing it as a senior. 
#5... Three times a  day is possible. 
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer  if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in   Florida , you can do it almost every day. 
#2... You don't  have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.  

And the NUMBER ONE reason 
why golf is better than sex..... 

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!   

Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Golf News Humor.- Source, Golf Stuff Review. Here are some funny examples of what your caddy should not tell you during a tough day at the course.

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer:"I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:  "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy:  "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer:"Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy:  "It's not a watch - it's a compass!"

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy:  "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy:  "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

and the #1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off,

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